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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025 2

  I really don’t fuck with Jesse Eisenberg and anything he creates. Everything about this man is just cluster weird awkwardness.

  I love Chopin but Jesse Eisenberg made me hate it in this movie.
  Fuck you Jesse Eisenberg!

  The real pain in the movie was hearing his fucking awkward voice. SPEAK UP MF!

  One star for Kieran Culkin and one star for cinematography.

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  The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  “One of the my favorite works from Wes Anderson” I wrote. Questioning whether it was true or not but saved it nevertheless.

Popular reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Fuck my life

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  The Passion of the Christ 2004

  ★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  Nothing like a christmas classic to put you in the spirit

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