There's the old cliché that movies tend to generally be not as good as the books they're based on. So what happens now, when you take an already mediocre book and try to make a movie out of it?
Nothing good happens, that's for sure. It doesn't help that the casting is abysmal - Jamie Dornan absolutely does not work as a rich control freak, and the chemistry between him and Dakota Johnson is also not very thrilling, to say…