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The Amityville Harvest 2020
bla bla vampires bla bla evil butcher doctors but the REAL horror here is a group of white journalists making a show called «My Civil War» and staying with/interviewing some rich guy as he goes on and on abt how dear great granddaddy was the TRUE slavery-loving confederate «hero» who killed Lincoln and stinky John Wilkes Booth just gets all the credit. meanwhile their only Black coworker is MISSING and none of them is even looking for him
p.s. wtf does a story abt Jasper Cullen running a funeral home have to do with the Amityville house 😭
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The Amityville Curse 1990
like ordering a peanut butter sandwich except u swap out the bread for air particles and the peanut butter for the microscopic vacuum of space between those air particles
1 star bc the 2nd amityville movie i watched today was somehow worse
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001
i can’t believe this is the same motherfucker who made meet the feebles
(galadriel is so sexi tho like… yes queen i would adore you you’re so right. i love being of the generation of children sexually awakened exclusively by this and pirates of the caribbean, what a powerful time to be alive.)Translated from by
