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This is like, the quintessential stoner movie. I think the begging after the Ted kills the guy where they’re wandering around in the forest was a bit of a slow start. But it was a fun enjoyable experience that was as horribly dated like some of the old Harold and Kumar stuff. A great movie overall.
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This movie is fucking perfect, just perfect. Though a slow start, it is so incredibly worth it and produces two of my favorite film characters of all time in Eli Sunday and Daniel Plainview. Everything about this movie is perfect, if Letterboxd let me have 5 movies on my favorites, this is number 5 no doubt.
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This movie was insanely fun. Full of great action sequences, performances, and comedic bits. Bullet Train succeed at being exactly what it wanted to be, a good action comedy. But despite this, sometimes the comedy overstayed it’s welcome and became a bit of a detriment.
