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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Beetlejuice was responsible for my taste in old disgusting men. 10/10 for having stop motion and not phoning it in with CGI sandworms
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2001: A Space Odyssey 1968
I’d get more entertainment out of watching a gorilla fling it’s own shit at a zoo window. Never has a film made me want to rip the hair out of my head like this one. It’s possibly the most long-winded, mind-numbingly boring film I’ve ever had the fucking saw-trap torture misfortune of sitting through — and the circle-jerk of pretentious fanboys who claim intellectual superiority for enjoying this snore fest are even worse. If I had to choose between taking 50 benadryl and going into a 5-year coma or watching this pile of dogshit, I’d choose the coma.
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Pride & Prejudice 2005
The way men talk in this generation makes me want to get hit by a freight train. No love, poetry or effort exists nowadays. I will never feel the love and weight of being told that I have bewitched them body and soul. Just kill me now.
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