Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Last Tango in Paris 1972

  ★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  grotesque, uncomfortable, boring, and raunchy in the most brain-numbing way imaginable. bertolucci, you barely had me with the dreamers 2003 but THIS??? yeah you should’ve been put to trial for this…

• 

  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  proof that a third act can make or break any film because for a good portion of this movie i wasn’t really sold. like i was enjoying it, but not substantially. but dude—the SECOND shit started getting balls-to-the-walls bonkers, that’s when i transcended. WHY was sigourney weaver there????? i don’t care. i love it.

Popular reviews

• 

  Beyond Re-Animator 2003

  Watched 17 Nov 2021

  has anyone seen a 6 foot tall bisexual man with amazing hair? bring him back home his bf is acting bonkers again.

• 

  BuzzFeed Unsolved: The Making of the Final Investigation 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2021

  so long, hermanos fantasmas. you’re two of the best people i’ve ever had the pleasure of forming a parasocial relationship with.