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The Coffee Table 2022
I was thinking this would be a supernatural film. Oh boy, was I wrong. Bleak, depressing, uncomfortable, stressful and any other synonyms that make you feel empty. Don’t buy glass coffee tables!
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The Substance 2024
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere. Great performances all around and enjoyed the throwbacks to Cronenberg and the Shining. I personally enjoyed Demi Moore’s schtink finger. However, I may not eat shrimp again!
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Mind Body Spirit 2023
The lead really sold me on her yoga journey. Enjoyed the ads sprinkled throughout the movie, but felt the overall message on wellness culture was a little bit on the nose. Could have benefited as a short film.
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