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  • Fantastic Planet
  • School of Rock
  • Arrival
  • Blue Giant

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • 9/11: The Heartland Tapes

    ★★½

  • Operation Odessa

    ★★★

  • The Cable Guy

    ★★★½

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  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★½

    2023’s Napoleon Dynamite.
    cult comedy of the year

    10% Superstar 🙌
    20% Waiting for Guffman 🎤
    15% School of Rock 🎸
    5% Vine™️ 📲
    50% Wet Hot American Summer 🥵

    100% reason to remember the name

  • Sound of Freedom

    Sound of Freedom

    ★★★★★

    The least discussed movie of 2023. 

    If this film was about diffusing bombs it would win the 2010 Academy Award for Best Picture, but it’s about pedophiles and sex trafficking, so Hollywood is ignoring this one for the most part. 

    The story is tragically compelling with perfect pacing. The performances are exceptional with the best monologue since Call Me By Your Name (or Ahed’s Knee for the 7 other people that saw that masterpiece). The other standout quality of this film was the cinematography: that takes the best elements from indie film, with a subtle delicacy, and the mild sprinkles of Hitchcockian horror elements.

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    Sexier British Mr. & Mrs. Smith

  • Elevation

    Elevation

    ★★★

    Better than Bird Box with less atmosphere (pun intended)

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  • Cooking the Ultimate Steak

    Cooking the Ultimate Steak

    ★★

    What a waste of time!
    The only way this steak dinner is achievable is if someone has $1500+ of equipment.

    The chefs voice, half ass explanations of the process, and constant bragging about the kitchen are near intolerable. He constantly returns to the point about having the best equipment... WHERE TF IS YOUR VACUUM SEALER FOR YOUR SUOS VIDE??...open mouth ziplocks??

    Less than halfway through the only thing keeping me around was how outrageously laughable this video was.

  • Last Breath

    Last Breath

    ★★½

    Good Woody Harelson performance; more like a dragged out underwater camera test. I’d rather watch the doc with the actual footage