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  • Strange Brew
  • Day of the Dead
  • The Impostors
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  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

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  • First Blood

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  • Insidious: Chapter 3

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  • Insidious: Chapter 2

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  • Day of the Dead

    Day of the Dead

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    Sometimes when you love something so much, it's hard to articulate--or even understand--what exactly it is that creates such a fondness. From the first time I saw it, this movie was my favorite. Why is a claustrophobia-inducing, gore-filled zombie film so comforting to me? I'm never quite sure of the answer. How can I simplify such an encapsulating feeling into words?

    The setting has always fascinated me. Trapped underground in a sterile, depressing government facility, with that stale overhead lighting,…

  • My Blue Heaven

    My Blue Heaven

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    Imagine having a husband who
    - Looks like Rick Moranis
    - Is extremely reliable, consistent, and organized
    - Does this really cute thing where he forgets to take off his seat belt every time he gets out of the car
    - Looks like THAT in a white v-neck
    - Looks like THAT wearing a gun holster
    - Looks like THAT during a stakeout
    - Is secure enough to date a taller woman
    - Can and will kick a little ass…

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  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    Rambo: First Blood Part II

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    Murdock... I'm comin' for you.

    Lacking the sincerity and depth of First Blood, but I expected that going in, so I'm not too disappointed. Rambo is still a sad-eyed, loyal, and lethal puppy dog, and I appreciate that they didn't mess with his character, even if the overall tone of this movie is so different. At the end of the day, no matter if he's in the misty Oregon mountains being pursued by small town cops, or in the sweltering…

  • First Blood

    First Blood

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    world's most reasonable and valid reaction to being ostracized, if you ask me

    Okay, but seriously, is it possible for a movie so successful and well-known to also be underrated? Because that's how I feel about First Blood, which is simultaneously a blast and painfully sorrowful. Oh, and a treat for the eyes, as well. Gorgeous shots of even more gorgeous scenery. You can really feel the crisp air and the mist of the fog settling on your skin. It's…

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