Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013

  ★★ Watched 09 Jul 2019 1

  a lot to unpack here.....i think my favourite quote was “you can run out of garlic but you can never run out of music”

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2022 2

  rpattz to affleck, probably: as if you could outwayne me

Recent reviews

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  Crashing 2016

  Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  friends if friends was funny and about real people

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  The Last Five Years 2014

  Added 2

  i so vividly remember having a drunken argument at the bar with the guy who played jamie in my university production of this where he thought his character was in the right.....like how can you be so fucking wrong about your own interpretation of a character

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2021 9

  critics: this filmé is an elegant allegory of heroism, the god complex and climate change
  me: COWBOY SALMA HAYEK YEE HAW BITCH 🤠

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  Austenland 2013

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2022 3

  jennifer coolidge shouldve played batman i think