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Recent reviews

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  notjing captures the netflixization of tim burton better than lydia deetz’ transition from the iconic goth girl who stands up to beetlejuice in the first film to a woman with absolutely zero agency, reduced to a generic “sad widow with a charlatan boyfriend and a bad relationship with her daughter” trope in the second

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  i... uhm... no... wha- .... cate blanchett?..... why.....

Popular reviews

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  Calamity Jane 1953

  ★★★ Rewatched 19 Feb 2020

  i’m sorry but there’s absolutely no way that the writers did NOT know what they were doing when they wrote a song called “a woman’s touch” into a film that was already amazingly gay without it

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  Climax 2018

  ½ Watched 07 Nov 2018

  alright everyone, it’s been enough. this is it. from now on it is illegal for male filmmakers to point a camera at a woman ever again. you had over a century to prove you could be better, and you still failed. great job, guys.