Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 29 Aug 2024

  the mood, the locations, the flavor... were everything. in the first 2 acts. too much ham in act 3 for me.

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  im sure my butt would have been sealed shut in 1979

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★ Watched 14 Jul 2019

  tony stark propaganda. gyllenhal was there but the plot was so weak not even he could carry this movie

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2024

  pardon me but im the one who only wanted pretty shots and just some fucked up guy with silly mechinations preying on a rich family that it seems every other review on here is seething about. sowwy.