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Pacific Rim 2013
At least Charlie Day was there so I every time he was on-screen I could close my eyes and hear his voice and pretend that this entire movie was an Always Sunny gag
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Plankton: The Movie 2025
There’s literally a moment in this where Mr Krabs says “These Krabby Patties are so good, they’re going to take over the world!” and Plankton says “…Hm…Take over the world…I like that idea…”
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A Wobots Christmas 2003
The child slavery song in this is better than all of the Joker 2 soundtrack
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Cars 2 2011
My grandpa smoked cigarettes since he
was fourteen, by twenty he was going
through almost two and a half packs a day.
On the day I was born my mom took him
aside and said
"if you keep smoking like this you'll never see your grandson graduate.”
My grandpa had tears in his eyes, and from
that day on never touched another
cigarette. He died from lung cancer when I
was fourteen and I promised myself I
would never ever smoke a single cigarette.
I now regret that decision because this movie
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