ProjectJensen

ProjectJensen

Crafting unparalleled movie critiques that set the gold standard in cinematic analysis.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Fabelmans
  • The Graduate
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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  • Wicked

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Carry-On

    ★★½

  • Mary

    ½

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★★

    The best film adaptation of a stage musical I’ve ever seen.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Gothic romance and MUSTACHE?? We are living in a new golden age of Horror.

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★½

    Lots of plot holes near the end of this movie. Started strong then petered out unfortunately. Jason Bateman and Taron Egerton both do a great job working with what they have been given.

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★½

    This movie was 2.5 stars until Natalie Portman's monologue at the end. Are we all just a victim to who we love? Or are there sinister forces afoot to keep us trapped in “love”?

    This would not be the first movie made about a victim living with their abuser. It gives me a reverse of “Stepford Wives”. This boy has been made a spectacle all his life because he couldn’t leave his abuser. But he goes day-to-day in a sort…

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