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Recent reviews

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  Downsizing 2017

  ★ Watched 23 Aug 2020

  I still don’t understand how they made Matt Damon be so small. And while it’s implied that his dick stayed the same size, I wish they had shown it to us.

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  Hall Pass 2011

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jul 2020

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Chris D'Elia: No Pain 2020

  ½ Watched 28 Jun 2020

  Really bad. 

  Didn’t laugh once, turned it off after 20 minutes, and found out weeks later that he solicited sex from underage girls

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  First Reformed 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jun 2020

  Classic story of a man who’s about to do something cool until he gets distracted by some chick

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