Ughhhh.
I’ll be short with this because my patience with this movie is at an all-time low. I haven’t seen a movie so determined to shoot itself in the foot. A movie that has no semblance of coherence within its own continuity, as it completely recons a lot of the rules established within the first film. Or even pay off set up from the last movie like Carrigan turning into Toxin, a fan favorite.
It has no goddamn idea how…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
As we move away from the smaller adventures, and the world changing event. It was time to go a little into the past, and encounter the one who inspired the- PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can’t. I just can’t. This is Timeline of Earth-19999 continuing with Captain Marvel.
The 90s - First contact (Captain Marvel.)
Greetings and welcome back. Of all the characters that Kevin Feige had wanted to bring onto the MCU for the longest time as Carol Danvers has always been…
*sigh* Look I really don't know how to approach this film without sounding like a broken record. As Ariel and Pablo already said everything that could be said.So I'll be brief...
Good:
-The visuals are breathtaking and well done.
-The cinematography is excellent and well shot.
-The orcs look fantastic.
-The magic looks faithful to the games.
-The fight scenes live up to the scale of the games.
-The orcs have the best characters in the film and their side…
Well I’m not gonna beat the bush around this. This movie is s**t. This movie is one of the 3 reasons why this franchise needs to go from Sony’s payroll. Talking about this movie will be easy as the f**king thing ignores all aspects of subtlety and instead hands you with a silver f**king platter why is bollocks. Alright let’s pull a check list shall we?
1)The miscasts of the smurfs.
Wanna know what’s the most important part of an…
