Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  fellas we are SO fucking back

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  oh what the fuck y’all i’m going back to therapy

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023 6

  never understood the Jacob Elordi hype. that has changed. let me just say this. 
  i like my men like i like my $5 walmart watered down body sprays:
  a little bit fruity ….

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  Hell Squad 2: Fresh Meat 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  god damn what a freaking honor to have witnessed this. the energy was so contagious seeing my friends stand up and present their dream project to a fully packed theater. this flick is full to the brim with love, tears, care, blood, sweat, guts, and passion you can spot from 4 grillion miles away. there aren’t real words to explain how proud i am of these kids and how honored i feel to know em ❤️‍🔥 long live Helga Hellman