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  Enemy 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Wahhh I’m Jake Gyllehal and there’s 2 of me and I see spiders in my dreams cus all of the hot blondes in Toronto want to sleep with me.. take a walk pal

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Hard to focus, too distracted by how absolutely unnecessarily dripped out (a supposedly poor / down on his luck) Adrian Brody was all film

  Seriously if anyone has a link to that quarter zip he was rocking in the 2nd act please reach out

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  The Untouchables 1987

  ★ Watched 17 May 2022

  A 7.9 on IMDb? The fuck?  Sincerely the corniest movie I’ve ever seen. The slow motion baby down the stairs scene made me wish I was never born

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  The Gentlemen 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2023

  First 5 bagger I’ve left on this site. What a ride. 

  This movie gets 5 stars for a few reasons:
  - pace: a nice up and down 2 hours that doesn’t drag for a god damn second 
  - cast: come for mcconaughey, stay for hugh grant (and Colin Farrell for that matter). Whole cast acts their dicks off in this 
  - writing: one liner nation front to back 

  Slapping the official Seyfie Must Watch™️ tag on this baby for sure. Will give it a week but may even crack the top 10.

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