Parker Lamont

Parker Lamont

how’s that for a slice of fried gold?

Favorite films

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Singles
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★½

  • The Devil and Daniel Johnston

    ★★★★★

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    ★★★½

  • Chicken Little

    ★★★★

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  • A Knight's Tale

    A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★½

    Can we please bring back “Fong” as a verb?

    This movie works on every level in my opinion. It’s a film where nearly every aspect is perfect and brings a big olde smile to my face every time.

    The obvious feature of this movie that makes it so good is its modernity. Everything from jousting being treated as a modern celebrity sport, to dancing to modern music, to the hype that the knights receive from their heralds. This movie wouldn’t…

  • The Devil and Daniel Johnston

    The Devil and Daniel Johnston

    ★★★★★

    I need this to be a biopic now.

    Every once in a while you find an artist that you feel like resonates with you and only you. You aren’t fully sure why you like it or why it speaks to you, but it works.
    That’s what Daniel Johnston means to me.

    Before I met my wife, I had really bad self-esteem because I had trouble with dating. There’s nothing worse than feeling unloved or unwanted.

    Then Dan came along.

    His…

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★½

    I was not about to let the summer pass by without catching one of, if not the biggest movie of 2023.

    This was a really good one. Much better than I was expecting. The opinions on this were so divided, and I wasn’t super optimistic, but I tried to go in with an open mind, and boy oh boy was I pleased.

    ⚠️ WARNING! I am going to be sharing my opinions about sexism, feminism, and the patriarchy in this…

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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