PsychicSylph

PsychicSylph

Current 26 year old who thinks way too much about cartoons. And not even just the good respectable cartoons, the bad ones as well.

Favorite films

  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Coraline
  • The Incredibles
  • Megamind

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  • Dog Man

    ★★★★½

  • The Brutalist

  • When Evil Lurks

  • Alien: Romulus

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  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★★½

    Can an ouppy 🥺 and a kbitty 🥺🥺 co-parent a child together admist their gay rivalry?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Belle

    Belle

    ★★

    I want you to imagine this movie as a Frankenstein monster. But not a well-constructed one. We are talking about a hideous homunculus built out of shamelessly stolen parts from Disney terribly stitched with equally stolen Revolutionary Girl Utena symbolisms unsuccessfully trying to mash it with Hosoda's sensibilities, the talent and effort of the people behind it bleeding from the seams.

    I don't think I have ever seen a movie this confused about its very own emotional core before. The…

  • Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

    Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

    ★★★★½

    The rational part of my brain: You are not going to successfully bully Hiroyuki Imaishi, he straight up doesn’t give a fuck.

    Me, kicking the door to Trigger Studios open: HEY IMAISHI, HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT SOMEONE MADE PROMARE BETTER THAN YOU IN LIKE A QUARTER OF YOU RUNTIME.