Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hostel 2005

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  something about the way a lot of this was shot + the score was whimsical and magical as hell for no reason and it fascinated me for the entire film. they pull up to a little slovakian town and the music makes you think they’ve just arrived at hogwarts. 

  this was unbearable until the first guy disappeared and derek richardson plays one of the most annoying characters of all time. like omfg jay hernandez was more of a dick but at least he was entertaining… this film spends way too long focusing on the human equivalent of a wet slice of bread

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  My Best Friend Is a Vampire 1987

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  robert sean leonard is only 3 years old in this oh wow

Popular reviews

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024

  franz kafka you would have loved despicable me 4

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  Girl, Interrupted 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2017 7

  when ur alone and life is makin u lonely u can always go

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