Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

  ★★★½ Added

  A chimpanzee riding a horse through a forest is like a horse riding a tortoise around a racecourse.

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2019

  That bit when...
  ...and when we see...
  ...and when Chewbacca FINALLY...
  ...and when We...
  ...and the Emperor!
  Kylo Ren!
  Tiny droid-tinkerer guy!
  Rey!
  Far, far away from perfection. Frustratingly rushed. Abruptly ends a trilogy lacking a cohesive arc. But there's plenty to love. Great fun.

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★★★ Added

  "Where's Rey?"
  "Training with Luke"
  "How is Luke?"
  "Grumpy"
  "SO. About this big shooty triangle…"
  "Let's stay here for a bit. The kids are on a little jaunt"
  "They're back. Achieved absolutely nothing"
  "Oh. Tell ya what, I'll kamikaze the triangle"
  "OK!"
  THE END

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2024

  Mad violent but. Dev Patel! Atmosphere! Sharlto Copley! Dev Patel! DEV PATEL!

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