Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Instead of having the stars play chess and drums as a little cheeky nod to their defining roles, I wish they made her drive a war rig and him get all stretchy-wetchy. Also, why did I watch this?

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  The Martian 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  This movie led me to being addicted to dipping my potatoes in crushed Vicodin and I’ll never forgive it.

Popular reviews

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  It’s shit, innit?

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  Everyone at the concert was a blabber mouth. He deserved to get untrapped. 

  Added one star for Hayley Mills setting a literal Parent Trap.
  Deducted one star because I thought it would have been better if Josh Hartnett had his The Faculty haircut.

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