Yeah it’s a no from me girl. I don’t understand these films and I don’t think I’m the target demographic.
Peter Quill is such an asshole and Chris Pratt is an awful actor I really cannot suspend my disbelief at all when he recites his lines.
The handling of Peter’s parentage is so weird? Btw I’m your dad and I banged your mom and then gave her cancer. Hello?! And then Yondu finally steps up to be the father figure…
I literally cannot believe how fucking stupid this movie is. I was giggling to myself at certain parts bc what do you mean Dr. Strange just yapped the god of the dark dimension to death…. Hello…. Did the writers go to school? Did they study what makes a good plot? This shit was so terrible I regretted not killing myself in 7th grade. To make matters fucking worse Benedict Cumberbatch went to the Chris Pratt school of line delivery. AND…
So as far as the viewing experience goes, this was a 10 outta 10. But like........ girl, show us. Don't tell us. I appreciate that the ending sequence was so kookoo bananas that it made up for the fact that the movie was whacking me in the face with "the point."
Really interesting that a Hollywood movie would take such a strong anti-Hollywood stance. Not sure if I fully believe it.
The last half hour of this movie is MAGNIFIQUE…
