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Recent reviews

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  Fallen Leaves 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I want to be like holappa when I grow up

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  Night of the Zoopocalypse 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  1 star for each one of the gorillas voluptuous cheeks and 1 more for the gay ostrich. 

  I need to see that lemurs letterboxd

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025 2

  Soooo it’s 2025 and we’re still scrolling facebook every 15 minutes on max brightness in the front row, I thought we grew out of Tommy Texter years ago gang. luckily calling you out did the job or else I was going to have to leap over your seat and suck out all your blood to give you the full experience. 

  Oh yeah movie was fire too 🔥

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  OH MY GOD
   
  what a day to have eyes 

  that was the most insane, outrageous, disgusting, grotesque, vile and did I mention outrageous? thing I have ever seen. I fear this may in fact be the horror movie I have been waiting for my whole life, holy moly.

  YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS FILM

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