Geoff "Von Bork" Grimpy

Geoff "Von Bork" Grimpy

Favorite films

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • The Thing
  • Shattered Glass
  • Michael Clayton

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  • Conspiracy

    ★★★

  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    ★★★★½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★

  • The Pelican Brief

    ★★★

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  • Conspiracy

    Conspiracy

    ★★★

    Stuck between over-dramatization and stark mumblecore. Could go further in either direction or find a way to calibrate the central drama (the revelation that meeting we’re having is simply a formality for something that is already happening under all your noses) more impactfully. 

    Some good moments tho!

  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    ★★★★½

    tonal marvel

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  • Dear Kelly

    Dear Kelly

    ★★★½

    Weird movie! Excuse the rant.

    There's a scene in Andrew's HBO doc This Place Rules where he interviews a pedophile who spends all of his time "outing pedophiles" in the democratic party and it is a fascinating moment of exposing someone clearly projecting their own inner turmoil. In the aftermath of that doc - which Andrew goes out of his way to shit on for good measure here - Andrew's personal life became public and he's was accused of sexual…

  • Rebel Ridge

    Rebel Ridge

    ★★★★

    My favorite movie of the year for about an hour. Then…you could feel it in the room…it just fully deflates under the weight of some bizarrely complicated plotting that kind of does nothing but needlessly delay the inevitable showdown. Then tries to wrap it in a weird bow that the film doesn’t really set up and can’t earn. 

    Anyway. I’m overrating because I was kinda vibrating for a lot of this in a way I haven’t all year.

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