I already knew it would be garbage, then the landlord said the line "Millenials and their phones" and that's when I knew it was time to turn it off.

It's been 10 years since I finished high school so thought I'd give Shakespeare another shot now that I'm more 'mature'... Definitely a beautiful and well acted film but MY GOD do I still have zero attention span for Shakespearean and poetic dialogue

Spaghettiman, Spaghettiman,
Does whatever a pasta can.
Spins a meatball, any size,
Catches thieves just for money .
Look out! Here comes the Spaghettiman.

Long live the Dread Pirate Roberts.

The reality of govenment prosecution in this era of technological advancement, coupled with the scumminess of late stage capitalism, leaves me far more scared than any horror movie.

Also Keanu Reeves gives a 10/10 voiceover.