puritybro

puritybro

"I've seen every movie I've reviewed, and I love them all." - Gregg Turkington

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Under the Skin
  • Moneyball
  • The Apartment

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

  • The Legend of Paul and Paula

  • Fun with Dick and Jane

  • The Poseidon Adventure

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  • Jack's Back

    Jack's Back

    a movie my dad would pick out as a compromise to watch with mom. what a picture.

  • Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill

    I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want...I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life. And I am horribly limited

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  • Mafia Mamma

    Mafia Mamma

    A true dive into motherhood and independence. At its core, it is actually quite high concept. A mother becomes a mafia Donna. Fusions of Tarantino and the early Farrelly's make it a sort of cosmic gumbo that doesn't quit. We explore themes of found family and "that boy's chunky, but my god is that boy nice"

  • The Bikeriders

    The Bikeriders

    why didn't they kiss