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  The Fifth Element 1997

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I don’t think I get it but goddamn is she striking

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  Stargate 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Other than the fact that Kurt Russell has never played a nice guy in his life, they introduced the concept of gun violence to a remote civilization, and we’re supposed to believe James Spader is a romantic match for that goddess, the vibes were immaculate.

Popular reviews

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  Star Trek: Insurrection 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  Captain Picard really just leaves hot babes everywhere in his intergalactic wake.

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  Blitz 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  Saoirse slayed as usual, the kid killed it, but somehow that was slow? No discernible plot?

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