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  Nuts in May 1976

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Jolly good rump

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  Cop 1988

  ★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  This is without a doubt one of the stupidest films ever made. Nicolas Cage is going to loathe himself and writhe with embarrassment until he cramps once he wakes up from his stupor. He plays some guy calling himself 'Longlegs' for no apparent reason, with thick creamy makeup, white powdered face and white hair and he is trying to put on some fake toddler voice in the hope that it will scare us. Its the least menacing movie character ever conceived. The plot is stupid, the direction is stupid, its all stupid.

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