Robert Hayes

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I just really like movies.

Favorite films

  • Metropolis
  • Vertigo
  • Fargo
  • American Psycho

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  • Sock-a-Bye, Baby

    ★★★★

  • The Dance Contest

    ★★★½

  • Buddy's Circus

    ★★½

  • Kentucky Kernels

    ★★★½

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  • Mildred Pierce

    Mildred Pierce

    ★★★★½

    🎵She works hard for the money🎵
    (Certainly too hard to be treated so badly by that cunt of a daughter #TheWrongKidDied)

    Superb direction by Michael Curtiz, nearly matching that of Casablanca; noir-inflected cinematography that brings out the psychological elements of James M. Cain's story; a tragic melodrama about the sacrifices mothers (or parents in general) make for ungrateful children. Simply remarkable.

  • Code of Silence

    Code of Silence

    ★★★½

    A solid Chuck Norris actioner with some relevant social commentary. The last fifteen minutes were glorious. That being said, for pure entertainment value, I prefer the loose remake, Above the Law.

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  • Kentucky Kernels

    Kentucky Kernels

    ★★★½

    In case of emergency, get Spanky

    Racial stereotypes aside, this turned out to be quite funny, especially for the first Wheeler/Woolsey film released after the Production Code began being enforced. Even Spanky McFarland was kind of tolerable. There was one musical number, which was ok. And the farcical finale had some nice callbacks to earlier gags.

  • Memories Within Miss Aggie

    Memories Within Miss Aggie

    ★★★★

    Which Aggie-tha was it all along?

    Another atmospheric, moody erotic film from Gerard Damiano which I also liked a lot. The titular Aggie tries to remember how she and Richard first met, leading to a trio of memory vignettes in which she and Richard are played by different people. I liked how the film explored the fragility and fungibility of memory, how it can be self-serving, or entirely manufactured to repress the truth about ourselves. The different scenarios presented also…

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  • A Time to Kill

    A Time to Kill

    ★★★★

    "Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

    Case closed.

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love

    ★★★★★

    Elegant, restrained, and stunningly beautiful. It's one of those films where you don't need every little thing spelled out for you because, on a deeper level, you just get it. And then it blossomed into something even greater once its intentions were revealed in the last ten or so minutes. Something to meditate on, indeed. This is how you do cinema *about* something without beating the audience over the head or treating them like idiots.