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Madame Web 2024
Monologue to myself while watching this:
My god, that acting is horrible.
Who editted these shots, a 12-year-old?
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Why did they use a villain-template script in here?!The actor didn't even try to make it less cliché! Lmao.
....What a god-awful long 15 minutes.
....Someone told me this was funny, where are the funny parts?
Spoiler: it was only mildly funny. But it was mostly just so boring 😭 Only the ending, and the girls's characterizations were…
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Poor Things 2023
Upon further review, it has beautiful cinematography, accompaniment, and acting and all but every good thing about this movie--every ideal or "feminist" narrative touted in this film-- is eclipsed by how the "model" of manhood, the man the protagonist chooses to marry above all, is just another naive guy who simps for a girl despite her lack of maturity, or lack of developed personality. Not even a slight reluctance about marrying someone with a baby mind who, for all we know, could've stayed that way forever? None, none at all??
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Passengers 2016
This should've been a thriller. THIS. SHOULD'VE. BEEN. A. THRILLER. If my life on a paradise planet got stolen by some dumb guy with a school boy crush on me, I would've wanted to fucking kill him.
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