Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  inspired me to clone myself so i can have a threesome with myself and the love of my life

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  actually surprisingly really well written and funny and good, so cringy in the best way, i loved the homage to romantic comedy's and all the hearts everywhere. for true lovers. alsoooo so much foreshadowing

Popular reviews

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  Queer 2024

  ★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2024 1

  maybe i hate old people but lee was so annoying and needy and cringy to me. eugene was so obviously gay idgi too abstract and artsy for my taste…also annoyed that it’s in mexico and the focus is on two white guys. the friend was also so creepy. omar barelyyyy came out :( and they made him so ugly but his d*ck wasn’t. why was his spanish so terrible. alsooo why was everyone’s spanish so terrible…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 06 Nov 2024

  this was definitely a movie! almost no dialogue? trying so hard not to fall asleep for the first hour…definitely camp

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