i am here for fun and to take nothing seriously until i take things very seriously. big vampire fan, big milf fan, wannabe film loser.
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The School for Good and Evil 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
yeah from those eyebrows i could tell she was evil all along
this is so bad but it’s so good. and gay. it was gay. i put this on because i needed some lighthearted mindless campy fun and pretty flouncey dresses and that was exactly what i got so i cannot complain!!! questionable choices made but true love’s kiss was (censored) lesbianism so it all balances out in the end really. also deeply obsessed with them trying to tease a sequel that is never happening in a million years with tedros’s pathetic ass
EDIT: GREGOR IS PLAYED BY A DRAG QUEEN????????
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A Ghost Story for Christmas: Woman of Stone 2024
gatiss my guy you have got to learn the art of subtlety in horror. please. i’m begging you. casting and costume in this were literally perfect and you done ruined it by showing the statues actually moving. you goofy man
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Beetlejuice 1988
this made me miss practical effects in movies as one might an estranged lover
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