Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  I just love the soundtrack. Loved all of these songs before I had ever seen the movie, and it uses them in such an impactful way. Exactly my taste in music. Seeing the icky stuff that you aren’t supposed to see, but can’t look away from is what makes this movie so compelling

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Suprisingly funny and has a good soundtrack, and luckily doesn’t overstay its welcome at 90 minutes. If this movie came out in 2013 my 11 year old ass would have been scared out of my mind by the trailer. I remember reading the Stephen King short story in high school, and it was mid just like this movie. Also Stephen King loved it so you know it kind of sucks (and I love Stephen King)

Popular reviews

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jul 2024

  This movie is about the same quality as the fake horror movie Greg and Rowley watch at their sleepover in Rodrick Rules

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  Everybody Wants Some!! 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Jan 2025

  Allows you to transport to a world where you can hang out with douchey frat bros for a couple hours, and only their most endearing qualities are present. Just a fun time without any real steaks. Captures a brief and magical period of time, the limbo between Summer and the first day of the fall semester where reality sets in

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