Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  a perfectly fine sequel to a good disney movie. nothing here stood out, but nothing really went horribly wrong either, besides those fucking screaming goat bits that animated disney seems to think kids think are funny

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  Pan's Labyrinth 2006

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I gotta be fr, I was so disappointed with this one. It's hyped up as such a good movie, but for me it just fell so flat. The characters were so bland and black and white where there could've been so much complexity. The big saving grace for me was the effects. The Faun looked awesome, the Pale Man looked horrifying, and I liked the way the fairies looked.

Popular reviews

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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  "Retarded means slow, is he slow?"

  One of the coolest movies I've ever seen, hands-down. Incredible soundtrack, incredible sound design, incredible cinematography, the whole nine yards. Also Monsters Inc and Austin Powers references.

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  Eight Crazy Nights 2002

  ★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  This movie sucked so bad, but the insanity of the bits they ran constantly had my jaw on the floor. Kinda fun to watch because of that, but still a bad movie. I'll never forget the magic helpful deer that ate shit off of Whitey and they animated the fucking poop in their teeth afterward. Ridiculous and bad movie, but it was a fun ride.