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Recent reviews

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  Passengers 2016

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  aw hell nah idk how this movie manages to sexualise jennifer’s laurence’s character more than  No Hard Feelings in which she is literally a prostitute but somehow this movie is worse 😭 What the fuck

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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  Holy fucking shit this movie absolutely floored me I’d give it ten out of ten screaming marmots 

  What a wonderful day to be chinese and love animated movies hell yeah

Popular reviews

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  Mommy 2014

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Jan 2025 1

  I didn’t think I would cry, but when they were beating Steve in the carpark and Die was crying for her son the tears really started pouring. 

  That’s his mom, man. That’s her baby. 

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2024 1

  drinking game everytime josh hutcherson says fuck

  this movie was so ludicrously mediocre with such an insane amount of swearing and violence that i am at a loss for words. what’s impressive however how enjoyable i found sleazy josh hutcherson in this and SECONDLY how many bee puns they made. to be fair i found this movie incredibly funny so that’s a plus

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