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Bullet Train 2022
Overzealous in it’s usage of jokes, tropes and cliches, it felt like a movie I had already seen before. I winced a few times at the second hand embarrassment of watching a movie try so hard to be likeable. Understandably, it’s a comedy, an action, it’s meant to be egregious, but this was both not enough and far too much. If it leaned in to the parody a bit more, the jokes wouldn’t feel so desperate to land. But it…
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
Surprisingly better than I expected, but nothing too special. Humour was enjoyable and I liked how the movie … looked? It was an alright movie, not great but not bad.
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The Batman 2022
[wanna preface by saying I’m not that into movies and this is more a poorly paragraphed tangent than a full review! Mind if it’s a struggle to read, I was just exploding with thoughts!!]
I liked it.I’m not fond of live action superhero movies. At all. So I’d been putting off watching The Batman, but I’m very glad I did.
As someone who previously only knew Batman through pop culture, all I had really ever thought of him was…
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Kabir Singh 2019
A movie has never pissed me off as much as this. A deeply misogynistic incel fantasy that watched like a 4chan post. Good god.
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