"I'm lost."
"Such is the human condition."
BANGER, HE DONT MISS
Insanely colorful, beautifully written, landscapes are lush and like paintings, costumes are incredible, crazy amount of extras for the battle scenes all in full armor like something not seen again till Lord of the Rings, not a single fucking thing wrong with this film
Legendary pull for Bob's Burgers to do a Dog Day Afternoon episode
Actually heartbroken coming to the realization that the Overton Window has shifted so far right that you couldn't make this movie today
Can't stand by Ben Schwartz as a sex symbol, that man is a crossword puzzle with legs
The main melody sounds like the opening of Welcome to the Black Parade, but unlike Black Parade it has a cat remix so who's to say which is better
Not even trying to be funny saying that this movie feels like it was the direct inspiration for The Adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley series
