Favorite films

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  The Mummy: Rebirth 2019

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Forced to watch this movie with a crying baby at 3 am because I couldn’t find the remote. This is one of those movie that makes you question why there is even such a thing as life. If you ever feel like a failure or an idiot, just think there had to be someone somewhere that thought this was a good idea and that it was entertaining. What a dumbass! A chainsaw enema would be more enjoyable than watching this.…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Wow is this overhyped. It’s a fine retelling of Dracula with its own twists, but it’s only okay. Really cool visuals when I could actually see them and it was pitch black darkness (like it was for most of the film) but the entire film is okay. The ending is whatever. Seemed abrupt but oh well. I will sum this movie up in just one word and that word is: WHAT

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  This is not a bad movie. Yes it can drag along, but this is okay….. until the end. Why did it have to happen like that? You’ll understand when you watch it. The hate has to come from the end because it was just a slap across the face to audience. Warner Bros hates you.

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  ted 2024

  ★½ Rewatched 18 Jan 2024

  I tried and tried to absolutely love this, but it’s just not that good. I am going to try my best to give no spoilers, but I must say this show has two of the most annoying characters in television history, and if you watch this (don’t know why you would) you will immediately know who they are. Every time the dad is on screen it’d be better to just have someone scream obscenities as loudly as they can into…

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