Quasartist

Quasartist

Just a guy that likes to watch movies sometimes. Account created to talk some shit. I yap a lot.

Favorite films

  • Akira
  • Atomic Blonde
  • Bumblebee
  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly

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  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★½

  • Scream VI

    ★★½

  • Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might

    ★★★★

  • Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

    ★½

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  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★½

    If I was adjacent to a group of people who were being hunted down and slaughtered like pigs by some shithead in a Halloween costume, I would be taking the most fucked up precautions that you've ever seen. I'm talking full chain mail under all my clothes, titanium cestuses on both hands, a multilayered flexible steel neck brace, steel greaves with ankle-high boots, and one of those 40 pound weighted vests from Walmart with every pocket filled to the brim…

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  • Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might

    Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might

    ★★★★

    Before there were Super Saiyan Gods, before there was fusion, before there was time travel and all that other silly shit, there was STRAIGHT HANDS and that's what this shit is all about. The fight choreography in this movie is actually insanely good and does an excellent job of highlighting basically every character's personality and strong moves, except for Tien. But to be fair, if Tien had unleashed the Kikoho those other fuckheads would have immediately dropped dead, no questions,…

  • Raise Your Voice

    Raise Your Voice

    ★★

    Hilary Duff AND goth-lite Kat Dennings??? Hell yeah B)

    I didn't think it was a bad movie outright but there was nowhere near enough gang violence and drug abuse to really sell me the "they're in LA" thing. You think music students aren't trying their hardest to get their hands on as many drugs as they can? I'll always be smitten with Hilary Duff but you can only suspend your disbelief for so long.

    The teacher guy kind of reminds…

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