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UHF 1989
How do you know when you've reached enlightenment? Did God know that the clay he shaped with unsteady hands would become living and breathing and flawed things? Did man know when he lit the first fire the warmth it would bring his soul? Did Gutenburg know the poetry his invention would bring the world when he set down letters to bring God's word to the world? I wonder if Weird Al was touched, too, by this divine fire. I wonder if he, too, knew the clay he shaped with trembling fingers.
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Death to Smoochy 2002
i love watching the commentary and danny devito taking so much pride in a shot and it being kubrickian and the shot in question is a cock shaped cookie descending from the ceiling in a smoke filled bag
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Alien 1979
every black and twisted gigeriean tube a monster, every dark corner you can't quite focus on a threat. distant and too close for comfort. capital destroying science for the advancement of its own survival like the alien itself: borne of us, pulsating and ugly and self destructive.
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Let It Shine 2012
Guys help me budget for my movie my family is starving
$25 - Locations
$50 - Salary
$10,000 - Hats
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