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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  looming! filled me with dread! got a tension headache from the darkness and suspense! Mustaches are portents of doom!
  As a cat loving academic dying for someone to ask me for information on a topic ive been hyperfixated on, I felt seen!

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  bro. felt like a ryan murphy attempt to talk about being trans and the entire nation state of mexico, but at least if ryan murphy made this there would've been bops.

Popular reviews

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  White Christmas 1954

  ★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Lying is fun! Get engaged to manipulate your friends! CHOREOGRAPHY!

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  ★★★★★ Added

  Y2K rolled around and Disney said fuck it, lets put Eartha Kitt in a backpack and get carried around by a himbo that talks to squirrels.

  This movie made me pretend I was strapped to a log every time I went to the pool and then I'd go "sharp rocks at the bottom? Bring it on" and if that's not resetting culture, so 5 stars

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