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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I went into this movie knowing absolutely nothing about it. It was great. I genuinely thought this movie would be a super serious drama but no it was just 2 Robert Pattinsons running around with Daniel Radcliffe’s voice in Swiss Army Man. Hilarious.

  There was a gay couple. Quadruple points. There were definitely loose ends in this movie that were kinda off but it made me laugh so I’m sticking a big 4 stars on its forehead and moving on. 

  I love Bong’s style. The slow mo and classical music with voiceover is so peak. 

  hear me out…..the huge creeper mama…….

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I know I’m gonna get flamed for this review but gimme a break guys. Yea, I know I haven’t watched a movie in two weeks. I got a girlfriend and I’ve been spending all my Friday nights with her. And tonight I finally decided to watch a movie, and since I’m, ya know, in a relationship, i thought ‘what about a famous well-loved romance movie like 500 days of summer! It must have an exciting and original premise, coupled with…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  Fuck this movie. Fuck this movie. This movie makes me fucking mad. Why does everyone like this movie? Are you guys fucking crazy???

  Why are they sexualising a child mind. She’s a child. This is child porn. She can’t consent. Why is she having sex when she fucking can’t form sentences. Why is fucking Michael Sheen lookalike twink man wanting to marry her when she literally acts and speaks like a fucking TODDLER. This is perverse, this is gross, this…

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I finally watched it so I can complain about it with more nuance, depth and vigour than ever before!

  Astonishingly bad. Like, genuinely astonishingly GARBAGE. There is NO vision. I thought people were exaggerating when they said this movie has NOT A SINGLE good song, but it’s TRUE. 

  The bottom surgery vagina song made me want to kill myself. HOW, HOWWW DID THIS GET NOMINATED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCORE????? WICKED COMPLETELY ANNIHILATES THIS AND I DONT EVEN LIKE WICKED THAT…

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