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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Sobbed for 20 minutes. Took a break to gawk at Leo Woodall. Sobbed again for the rest of the film.

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  17 Again 2009

  ★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  weird self insert plot that’s half “i peaked in highschool i wish i could go back” and half “high school sucked because i was a nerd but now im a rich nerd” 
  tries to get away with inappropriate age gaps and incest with the excuse of weird time travel. not a fan of that

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  there’s a lot I could say about this but all I’ll say is that chalamet captured the look of ‘this guy definitely smells like cat piss’ 
  was the dirt under his long ass fingernails real or makeup?? I hope I never find out

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  Tennis ball simulator (with sound effects)
  Loses half a star because Patrick’s hand was cgid in right before a serve and I remembered that they’re not real tennis players.

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