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Paris, Texas 1984
Easily the most beautiful piece of cinematic art I've seen yet. I've never seen so much dialogue so clearly exchanged without a single sound uttered, seen so much poetic symmetry in every single shot, or felt such an emptyness and nostalgia for something so foreign but so relatably plain.
I'm gonna have to sleep on this one and come back again later.
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Logan Lucky 2017
Introducing (completely new to the acting scene and never-before heard of actor) Daniel Craig stars as Billy Midol in Ocean's (7) Eleven!
Can't wait to see what a cast of completely green actors goes on to achieve after an incredible start to their careers!
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My Old Ass 2024
I watched like 5 seconds of the trailer and was like "fuck yeah this looks goofy and fun" and it was goofy and fun. And then it went places and I WAS NOT PREPARED.
I cried big big tears. It was fucking beautiful. I'm still reeling. FUCK. So good.
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Hellraiser 1987
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
In this episode of Goopy Daddy and the Mysterious Pain Box:
-there's strawberry syrup just....everywhere
-Chompers and Vag-neck team up with Pinhead and pre-Ozempic Dr. Finkelstein to form the real Nine Inch Nails
-the stinky hobo who was really just trying to hit his macros with those crickets shows his true form: Bone Dragon
-we learn the origin story of the last human, Cassandra, and spoilers, it's that she used Goopy Daddy's Mysterious Pain Box, too!
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