Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Swiss Army Man 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jul 2023

  "are you sitting alone?"
  "yeah"
  "so you're a freak"

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2024

  "i'm an english teacher, not fucking tomb raider"

Recent reviews

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  Jawbreaker 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  “she’s so evil and she’s only in high school!”
  i knew the card would come back to haunt courtney

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  Scream 3 2000

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025 1

  ”what’s your favorite scary movie?”
  “my life.”

Popular reviews

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  Scream 2 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  "why copy yourself off of two high school loser ass dickheads? stu was a pussy ass wet rag."

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  Get Away 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  “a family that slays together, stays together.”