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A Beautiful Mind 2001
Schizo shit discord mod bugs out because he can’t tell his kitten about how he hit diamond in league of legends. Story line has some interesting elements, but plot is impossible to follow (even completely sober); which I suppose is on brand with a movie about Schizophrenia, but I was tweakin. 3.5/5 discord kittens.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
An absolute faded classic. Grab yourself a joint, a Fanta Zero and some animal crackers and yo you gonna enjoy yourself. I ain’t finna spoil this shit but like them visuals be tuff, story line… tuff. Much watch this shit while fried. 500/500mg
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Whiplash 2014
Hot take but I’m not quite sure how J.K Simmons won best actor in a supporting role in this film. I find Terrance Fletcher’s character to be one dimensional throughout 95%, and the one double cross in his character is shallow and not deserving of the quantity of screen time present and what not. Terrance Fletcher wack af yo and ruined any chance of this film receiving a high rating imo. With that being said the film outside of the…
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004
Shit was valid, the non chronological story progression adds complexity to the otherwise rather traditional Rom-Com trope. Interesting science fiction elements are what made this movie for me. Definitely a must watch. Shit had me geekin lmao
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