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  Cat People 1982

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Incestual cat folk. Hmmm. Beautiful girl cannot make love to her yeehaw boyfriend, how unfortunate, but alas she does! But turns into a cat. A big black cat, ends up in a cage. Sad. She said she wanted to be with her kind, why not send her to the Amazon or wherever them black cats be? Sad to see her alone in a cage. Anywho

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  Pandora's Box 1929

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Experience with live accompaniment was brilliant

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  Immaculate 2024

  ½ Watched 20 May 2024

  Worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life. I cannot believe this was allowed to be shown in cinemas. This movie made me want to throw away all of my dreams just to become a critic simply because the fact that this was shown on the big screen proves there must be a lack of criticism in the world today. Shocking. Editing was horrendous. Pacing made no sense, 80% of this shit made no sense. Taking tropes and jump scares…

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  D Is for Deloused 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2020

  This why I don’t fuck with no creepy crawlers. I’m shivering.

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