Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  to thieve, or not to thieve

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  i always wanted a sistaaa

Popular reviews

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  Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  the tour ended a week ago and he’s still here

  it’s me i’m him

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  amidst a sea of “save me isabela merced” and “save me archie renaux” romulus dares to ask “who will save them?”

  sure it was gnarly as h-e-double hockey sticks and i more or less oscillated between gagging and gasping, but it also taught me that sometimes a bag of nerds gummy clusters is worth $8.99 simply because it doubles as a stress ball in a pinch